Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Blue, Blue (Balls) Christmas!


Alright people, another blog entry from yours truly. This week I have absolutely nothing to talk about. Zero, Zip, Zilch, Nada! It’s rough coming up with new topics each week with out running the risk of becoming stale. Stale as in week old Italian bread that you can use as bricks to build houses with. There are only so many blogs about upcoming shows and events that we can do before the reader tunes out and we begin to sound like Charlie Brown’s mom. WAAH WAAAH WAAH WAAH. This blog entry is already 3 days overdue for submitting and I don’t give a shit. I really am tapped out on topic ideas. Jorge if you don’t like that? Well now …… Go fuck your self. LOL

Ok fine, before the little prick gets upset let me apologize. Jorge I am sorry J please be my friend again?

Let me now pick on Marco or Nelson who BTW has not contributed a blog entry in about 6 months. You lazy bastard! I now publicly issue an open challenge to Nelson (guitarist for Desolate Rage, whom I have to identify b/c he never posts on here) you have one week to scrounge up a piece of drywall, borrow some crayons from your nephew or niece and try really hard to write in 50 words or less a blog to be submitted next week. Are you “MAN” enough to accept?

See what happens when I don’t have shit to talk about? I turn on my closest of friends and insult everyone. It’s all in good fun and I am sure I will be the subject of some sort of revenge in the coming blogs. Stay tuned.

Christmas is fast approaching and I can’t wait till it’s over with. X-mas songs on the radio all day and night are giving me the shits. I am looking forward to spending some time with my daughter and wife as I don’t get to see them that often due to work hours. So at least I got something to look forward to. As this will be my last blog before the year is over let me take the time to wish all of you a merry ho-ho and a not so shitty new year. Take some time during the holidays and spend it with the people most important to you.

P.S
Try not to have a Blue, Blue (Balls) Christmas. Get laid if you can J

Cheers

Jeff

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