Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Blue, Blue (Balls) Christmas!


Alright people, another blog entry from yours truly. This week I have absolutely nothing to talk about. Zero, Zip, Zilch, Nada! It’s rough coming up with new topics each week with out running the risk of becoming stale. Stale as in week old Italian bread that you can use as bricks to build houses with. There are only so many blogs about upcoming shows and events that we can do before the reader tunes out and we begin to sound like Charlie Brown’s mom. WAAH WAAAH WAAH WAAH. This blog entry is already 3 days overdue for submitting and I don’t give a shit. I really am tapped out on topic ideas. Jorge if you don’t like that? Well now …… Go fuck your self. LOL

Ok fine, before the little prick gets upset let me apologize. Jorge I am sorry J please be my friend again?

Let me now pick on Marco or Nelson who BTW has not contributed a blog entry in about 6 months. You lazy bastard! I now publicly issue an open challenge to Nelson (guitarist for Desolate Rage, whom I have to identify b/c he never posts on here) you have one week to scrounge up a piece of drywall, borrow some crayons from your nephew or niece and try really hard to write in 50 words or less a blog to be submitted next week. Are you “MAN” enough to accept?

See what happens when I don’t have shit to talk about? I turn on my closest of friends and insult everyone. It’s all in good fun and I am sure I will be the subject of some sort of revenge in the coming blogs. Stay tuned.

Christmas is fast approaching and I can’t wait till it’s over with. X-mas songs on the radio all day and night are giving me the shits. I am looking forward to spending some time with my daughter and wife as I don’t get to see them that often due to work hours. So at least I got something to look forward to. As this will be my last blog before the year is over let me take the time to wish all of you a merry ho-ho and a not so shitty new year. Take some time during the holidays and spend it with the people most important to you.

P.S
Try not to have a Blue, Blue (Balls) Christmas. Get laid if you can J

Cheers

Jeff

Monday, December 01, 2014

The Fruit Bandit



Hello,

     Let's start off with something totally off-topic, as I'm writing this blog I just came back from the supermarket and bought my parents a case of tangerines. My mother is giving me shit because the basket is half-empty, asking me where all the tangerines went, only for us to find my youngest daughter here has been putting all the tangerines in every pair of shoes or boots that she could find…..totally off-topic but I thought I'd give everybody a little laugh. It's funny to see the things the little rug-rats do to drive us crazy, but you gotta love them.
  
    So what's been new with DR? Not too much really since our last show, which was a good one and we had a pretty good crowd, but I won't talk too much about that since most of you already know how the show went, and how we were a little annoyed with some of the people we had to deal with. I guess that's part of playing shows. We’re working on polishing up some of our new songs and we would like to start working on the third song of the four-part series. Once the four songs are completed it should be something worth listening to. I'm kind of excited to work on the new song since it's been a little while since we really worked on anything new.
 
     We also have something new called a “Rage-Cast” which you can tap into when you go online to our website and get to know more about us and also share any questions that you might have for us at #AskRageCast (on twitter) or via email at desolaterageband@hotmail.com. It's something that we've never done before but I think we're really going to enjoy doing it so for whoever is reading this, don't hesitate to listen in to the Rage-Cast and get to know us a little more, shoot off those questions you may have, believe me no question is too weird for this band. Desolate Rage is looking forward to hearing from you out there and we want you to get to know us a little better. We’re just trying to create a connection with everyone around the world. We hope to hear from you all soon and until next time, just keep on Raging!

 Marco